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The sun is awesome. That black thing is not a ribbon. Oh, no. It is a censor bar, censoring his awesome so that you can inspect the rest of his body (which, if you can't tell, is ttly naked). This is common practice among astronomers. The sun is so awesome, he needs no clothes; It's just a fact. Also, the awesome burns off most things. Right now it's a solar minimum, so he's sleeping -w- .

Mercury is made up of mostly iron, so here he is a wrestler. Being next to the sun makes him nervous; He no longer has a real atmosphere = D ;;; . He's the fastest (fastest orbital speed) and strongest (highest density) of all the planets.

Although she's the hottest planet eva, Venus is a creeper. She looks younger than she actually is, and often tries to seduce other planets. However, she has a terrible out-gassing problem, so no one likes to be near her D: .

These two are twins, and they always seem to be facing each other. Luna has always wanted to be an Axetroid, but she won't ever leave Gaia's side. Plus, it's impossible; she's bigger than the four Axetroidz combined.

These two are twins, and they always seem to be facing each other. Luna has always wanted to be an Axetroid, but she won't ever leave Gaia's side. Plus, it's impossible; she's bigger than the four Axetroidz combined.

Like Venus, nobody likes him. He used to have liquid water and complex weather systems, but he was too small to keep them. Now he only has polar ice caps, giant dust devils, and the worst acne scars in the solar system. He likes Gaia the most but she isn't into that; Once he was so lonely, he pulled two asteroids out of the belt and pretended they were moons. People only say they are so they won't hurt his feelings.

Only the best rock band in the solar system! The Axetroidz started strong, with their singer, Ceres, as a planet; However, Ceres was demoted from planethood in 1801. After protest from many fellow asteroids and some sattelites, Ceres became a dwarf planet in 2006 and the band is back in business.

JUPITER is a jerk. He's fat and likes to throw people around. He stole about a hundred satellites from everywhere. Everyone knows about his great red spot, but he also has several other little spots that are growing bigger by the day. Recently, some comets tried to get revenge for their brother and mugged him; he was seen saying, when asked about it, 'What, when?'

IO is the closest Galilean moon to Jupiter. She can greatly affect his magnetic field (this is saying a lot). She likes to light candles around the house, only for Jupiter to blow them out.

Europa wasn't very happy about getting kidnapped, and often turns her crust upside down and thinks about her old life. She's the most likely candidate of Jupiter's moons to harbor life, due to the watery ocean underneath her surface.

GANYMEDE is the official cup-bearer of the gods, and another of Jupiter's stolen lovers. As such--he gets stuck doing the dishes. All the iron gives him a true magnetic field...he's the only moon that's been able to do that so far =/ .

CALLISTO is the last of the Galilean moons. She's especially hateful towards Jupiter, since he impersonated Athena in order to rape her (which was very disappointing after the truth was revealed). Like Europa, she can harbor life--but since she's not as kind-hearted, it's not as likely...

SATURN is very possessive of his belongings and likes to keep his appearance up; He's not a jerk like Jupiter, but he's still very mean and very egotistic. Actually, he is a jerk. Like father, like son |: .

MIMAS was hit on the head as a child. In fact, some speculate that he was used as the puck in a game of air hockey between Saturn and Jupiter. Well, that's just speculation, and nobody really remembers what happened. In any case, he hasn't grown much since then, has a huge scar, and always complains about a headache.

ENCELADUS is the person in charge of polishing Saturn's rings. Since he erupts snow and everything. As such, he's the reason we can see the rings with our eyes; and also the reason the moons around him have white hair. However, he's sort of nice, and no one dislikes him.

TETHYS used to be BFFs with Dione, but they haven't talked in a while. She has a very large bald spot on her head, which she's covered with her hat.

DIONE AND RHEA are extremely similar in their composition and formation; However, Dione's geographical features are much more recognizable because of some extra elements. As such, Rhea often looks for a way to get attention, and recently claimed to have a ring system. She has yet to prove it.

DIONE AND RHEA are extremely similar in their composition and formation; However, Dione's geographical features are much more recognizable because of some extra elements. As such, Rhea often looks for a way to get attention, and recently claimed to have a ring system. She has yet to prove it.

TITAN is the largest moon of Saturn, taking up a huge chunk of the mass. He has an atmosphere, lakes, and even complex weather. He's very hard-working, but sometimes he can be too energetic. Despite this, he very often photo-bombs images.

IAPETUS is rather two-faced--probably from the influence of Dione (a tiny gremlin not in this series -w- ; ). Now he enjoys playing tricks on people. He looks innocent, but he's not DDD: . It's a somewhat good thing that he's located away from the main satellite system.

URANUS is rather sweet and kind; He is pictured in the infrared so that you can see his special hair dye. His axis tilt isn't straight, if you know what I mean, and his sentences are littered with 'pshaa' and 'baby.' Very often he gives others girl advice.

MIRANDA is the only moon that belongs to Uranus that isn't a fairy. Seriously, why is she even there? She has a lot of weird markings, probably Umbriel's fault, although it's possible that someone mugged her as a child, similar to Mimas.

No one knows much about Ariel, and no one's really seen him speak. He's probably still mad about what Prospero did, or maybe the Baron; He's nice to everyone else. Umbriel also doesn't talk a lot, though he really does look angry. Both of them take special care to keep their faces clean so that they look young.

No one knows much about Ariel, and no one's really seen him speak. He's probably still mad about what Prospero did, or maybe the Baron; He's nice to everyone else. Umbriel also doesn't talk a lot, though he really does look angry. Both of them take special care to keep their faces clean so that they look young.

TITANIA AND OBERON The fairy queen and king, respectively. Titania is the largest and densest of Uranus's moons, while Oberon is one of the farthest. The two seem rather normal talking to each other, but when they talk to others...it's creepy. It's possible that they are the reason objects are more often Trans-Neptunian and less often Trans-Uranian (see, they could scare away comets).

TITANIA AND OBERON The fairy queen and king, respectively. Titania is the largest and densest of Uranus's moons, while Oberon is one of the farthest. The two seem rather normal talking to each other, but when they talk to others...it's creepy. It's possible that they are the reason objects are more often Trans-Neptunian and less often Trans-Uranian (see, they could scare away comets).

NEPTUNE AND TRITON Neptune was a wandering pirate, you see, and everyone had moons but him. So he decided he wanted a really awesome moon, and raided the Kuiper belt, and took Titan captive, and trained him to fight, and all sorts of other piratey things. Triton used to hate him, and still won't orbit the same way, but somehow I think he's gotten used to it. There is a tragic ending in store for them D: . (Neptune is shown with his Great Dark Spot.)

Triton

PLUTO AND CHARON They seem to be pretty smart, but mostly row around in circles and do nothing. Charon talks less and Pluto just complains. They both dislike Eris.

PLUTO AND CHARON They seem to be pretty smart, but mostly row around in circles and do nothing. Charon talks less and Pluto just complains. They both dislike Eris.

ORCUS AND VANTH Orcus and his sister treat everything like a vacation; It's why they walk so slow.

ORCUS AND VANTH Orcus and his sister treat everything like a vacation; It's why they walk so slow.

QUAOAR He's not creepy, but he could be. He likes to dance with everyone.

MAKEMAKE He hangs out with birds.

HAUMEA AND VARUNA They have the same shape and same orbital period, but I don't think they're related...so I guess...they'd have to be clones? Their personalities are different, probably because of size.

HAUMEA AND VARUNA They have the same shape and same orbital period, but I don't think they're related...so I guess...they'd have to be clones? Their personalities are different, probably because of size.

ERIS She's the largest dwarf planet ever. She also goes by the name 'Xena, Warrior Princess.' Quaoar and Varuna were given special astronomy numbers because they were the biggest thing since Pluto, but after Eris was found they just stopped. There's too many dwarf planets to give special numbers, is what they thought. And it's true V_V ; . Personality-wise, she acts very regal, but really she's a snob.

SEDNA Sedna's pretty out there. I mean, eccentric. I mean, she's crazy.

HALLEY He's very popular with all of the planets--Gaia and Luna especially--since he always hands out free ice cream. The Sun dislikes him quite a bit, though...

SHOEMAKER-LEVY 9 RIP LEVY 4EVA. Because he was so valiant I thought I'd draw him. He's easily aggravated and hates Jupiter (of course).

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